Hobbs & Shaw Review: Color Commentary

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this is a fine meaning to this time Homs
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I think you got it bad oh gosh if you
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smell came out of your damn mouth I
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don't freakin dog's ass cheeks butt okay
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got a problem with my breath how about
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you have you looked in a mirror what the
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hell is that on your head a jellyfish
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huh they got a new role for you when the
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new Little Mermaid movie comes out
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Ursula wanker your sister she loved it
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last night all right
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it's too far too far
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cool anyways we need to get up out of
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here we gotta save the world
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you see those wire cutters over there
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yeah okay all right slide our chairs
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over at st. tom she'll be on a gift
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all right forget about it all right on
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my count three all right one three two
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three nobody tells me what to do with
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zapping in what are you stacking this of
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course is the color commentary crew will
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we give you fuse from a different side
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you turn it Waker and who tonight we're
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gonna be talking about Sabrina but it
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should be wicker by the brand new movie
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I was in saw the spin-off from the great
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or sometimes ungrate after years movies
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can't wait to get into this one I am
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course in Russia artists only found a
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black band music in publishing a company
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that gives you music and instruments
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from marching bands across the nation
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and my compadre
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sup guys
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sup guys Chuck Taylor here okay hey your
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face party easy yes I already talked all
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night about these topics man can't wait
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to get in the house it's great all right
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let's do it
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let's give him about one or two minutes
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worth of non-spoiler with you know how
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you get it this sir okay so now first
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off the case I think this was a fun
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movie I'm a rock fan I know a lot of
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people I know some people don't like
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rock think he's he's kind of I don't
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know maybe just the same character on I
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don't mind it I think they they work
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well together so the partnership with
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hob install in this movie to me was
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worth I was ready to see just them
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without the Fast and Furious crew really
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because there are no super spies and you
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know military elitist you know they're
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supposed to be able to do this type of
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stuff like seeing like just gotta work
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on the car and now he's can you know
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infiltrate the CIA no jumping out of
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planes with with cars and everything I
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enjoy the Fast and Furious but I thought
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this one they did justice don't you know
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there's no manual reading the car you
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lookin ionut see that's why they put
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their stuff in there because nobody ever
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reads that one liners in there the the
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action portions were really good
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throughout the whole movie I didn't
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necessarily the last I guess the third
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act of the movie is the only problem I
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had
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it wasn't an epic si what do they expect
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it I kind of thought the the park just
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before that was a little bit more epic
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with some of the different scenes so
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with them fighting on the no well I
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guess that's a spoiler but some of the
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different parts of that of that scene
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but it brought out a little more
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excitement than the ending but um part
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before the
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as all we can say it enough bullet
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review but uh oh no I thought those two
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work really well I thought was funny
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it's you know getting good easygoing
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movie and go dad check out watch don't
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laugh have fun a lot of action everybody
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you know good fight scenes and
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everything something I think it's a good
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good for watch you know what about you I
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agree man it's a fun action movie that's
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high on adrenaline and banter and I love
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it I'm there for the back turn I'm there
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for the picker in for the fussing
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everybody that knows me knows that I
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love to bicker at better if I don't
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bicker with you that means I don't like
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if I just talk to you like hello how are
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you doing to that I'm there for it there
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are a few parts that a little
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incredulous a little ridiculous like
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what are y'all doing that's crazy oh
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that's stupid
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but if I heard somebody else say if you
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check your brain at the door I think
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you'll enjoy it you know if you don't
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ask a whole lot of questions about oh
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how does that make sense how does the
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human body do that yes but let me say
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this let me ask you this Chuck did you
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wait did you watch it at home now when I
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want to saw it did you watch it all the
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way through to the answer the end
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credits yes no it was something you
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thought there's so many crazy scenes and
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after credits scenes so for anybody
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watching this when the movie ends do not
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leave there's at least two mid credit
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scenes and then there's an after credit
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scene as well this is why I stayed to
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the end of every single movie to live
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until until they come sweeping up okay
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but yeah I really love this movie it's a
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lot of fun all right anything else that
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we need to see say about this movie for
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the non-spoiler review nothing we're
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good
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right about that time you found some
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Dussehra some bitchin good word it I
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what's gonna say about these full review
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of Hobson song I I truly enjoy almost
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play the the way it started and kind of
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seeing that I guess the black super
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Superman in action when he first comes
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and takes the virus and like they have
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like you understand my okay
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he basically wants to blame everything
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on the chick I was like okay they got
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they got connections like oh yeah make
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sure she gets a blame fraud is a frame
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hurry no problem and you know right that
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right after then the head Hobbs install
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basically come in
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I like a Hawks founder first and they
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had to hold one-on-one battle so it was
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so cool I she lose whooping them up for
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like most of the fight and he like just
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mix her up in the air hold on we need to
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go talk pledges hold up an air one arm
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like walks not wait for the see the
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second half of that was the beast in
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this movie and then of course you know
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when when Strahl comes back in I think
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the mood really takes off once they both
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get back to the well I guess like the
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headquarters of the CIA CIA and the
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black Superman team the whole mercenary
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groups come in and they start running
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down that bill I saw that on the
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previews but it was still really good to
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see all the screens like just cool I
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they just jump off and then of course
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you know Shaw and Hobbs gotta continue
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to no go right at each other to be fair
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Emma yeah on three we're gonna jump down
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the rope and Hobbs jump down there and
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stars like hey no one tells me what to
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do it just goes
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the elevator and I was like throwing
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people like Adam in the elevator was
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hilarious so like it had it was like
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funny moments like that was know
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throughout the whole movie and it was
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action you know as well so no I really I
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really enjoyed that that car scene
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having go whoa the car with the
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motorcycle Hillman that car and a
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motorcycle induced flies under the Dane
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truck and like like hold it onto the
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motorcyclist that's ridiculous that's
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ridiculous
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I know he's stupid but the car what he
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was doing what I was doing with that car
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was work I definitely saw what was that
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was the car movie he was in transporter
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transporter yeah yeah I could definitely
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all that come back but at the end ended
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up with had me going oh like right at
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the end of he goes in front of the bus
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and does that little u-turn real quick
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and comes right on the side dude
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slides up over his car into the
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double-decker bus beautiful here's a
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hold on he goes around turn around
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I was like that was crazy that was crazy
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that's my fetus like this is the reason
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why we go see Boise explosions car
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chases sexy people fighting and you know
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we want to see ya you know a good bag no
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complete the whole movie to Hobbs
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install because they got a song wait I
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mean it Hobbs actually both of them have
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been the villains in the Fast and
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Furious movies so kind of seeing like
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they were like mini vailable anti
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villains in the Fast and Furious movies
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and now they're coming full circle
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having the team up there going as a real
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true villain which was crazy okay
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you know we had had what some ailments
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listen black Superman's name eg silver
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ease yeah that guy you say you still to
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battles the one
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we appreciate I still I still don't know
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yeah yeah I said six people cuz look
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look I warned on its own my sex but yeah
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deal the girls it is on the what they do
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incredible was like yeah they work out
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for linen but they make us all feel bad
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like day I need to do some push-ups
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right now but I don't want to but then
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I'm lazy I don't feel bad did don't you
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notice been scientifically yeah
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scientifically proven that women prefer
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a dad box that's right they might they
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might settle down with they want the
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other ones whatever but my game is
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getting a whole lot better since I got a
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- if I get a little pouch yet again with
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the Teamsters movie but back to the
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review the part when they go back into
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when they missing let her get captured
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and they go back in there basically
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peeking up everybody in the whole
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facility that was funny like you know
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he's he's strong was going through his
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side went all the bad guys and the rock
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just had one dude to punch out he's like
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talking crap told the whole time it was
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like perfect was like this is great
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Amy McCracken but then like that to me
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that felt like the climax part of the
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movie though when they were Ronnie in
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the on the back of the truck and their
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narrow he's like chasing them in my
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pillows and everything are falling down
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and they're trying to get away from the
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black Superman and he gets on that don't
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like that my comics fight like huge
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fight sequence and it wasn't the end of
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the movie I was like okay but that felt
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really good I felt like I should've it
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could've closed it in right here take it
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to the next scene like
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go home it's like wow why the tongue go
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home and go home they got a weapons
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I like how they did the Samoan down
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school Velma just it kind of like got me
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out of the movie a little bit like okay
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this is like they couldn't let it get
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into the movie like 20 minutes ago but
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okay we're gonna see someone fighting
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some more explosives and the encounter
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with the helicopter same kind of got
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like Henry's my oh my what kind of
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helicopter I've seen a lot of movies
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when helicopters have a little bit of
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problems
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Oh like a little wind hits them they
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flipping all over the place falling into
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buildings explode like five cars and
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their cars are just hooking up like
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people all four of the dudes could throw
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like they have the Hulk I am where the
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Cody's chains on the back the car they
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just watch them yeah I got my run y'all
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just sit around practice this on the
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island y'all cars we going 90 miles an
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hour around the mountain come on getting
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dragged by a helicopter but guys come on
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every car need to do like the first one
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like you've looked at to do it the
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second was a little bit all about time
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to get to the last month he was I got
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you boo and then like you've got rock he
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holding he doing uh dang Winter Soldier
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over here holding the helicopter pulling
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it back in like I could see my God my
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arteries were just so I just thought
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they just went a little too long with
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like a third the whole first second
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third part of movie I thought it was
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really good I thought was funny
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alas it you know he saw the villas
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portion and everything worked out but
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then when I got that for that kind of
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stole off of me and I mean really care
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for that for that so what about you yeah
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I really liked it for the same reasons
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that you did I like all the main
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characters the chemistry between hops
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and Shawn is so great like I love me I
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love to see them fight I love the camera
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angles like when they first are talking
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to each other for the very first time
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it's going back and forth as they're
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insulting each other like I love that I
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love when you get chance to see both of
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them do similar things like they're both
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at the very beginning of the movie
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they're breaking into places and there
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they both are kicking people in the
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balls at the same time how they handle
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these situations like it's great I love
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it
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and then Aegis Elba makes a fantastic
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villain like he definitely that that
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three that they're three some of those
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three guys you know it's not how I want
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to say that
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that's real really good I like to see
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their banter back and forth I didn't
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forget about that but yes my god and
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they kept making it make the
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Transformers sound like was probably the
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best part of the movie man yeah just do
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anything I mean he would just be
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standing there and would just come up
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also meant and there was so many scenes
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in this movie that left my mouth like
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wide open
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this good might be a mission and
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prospects if it wasn't real
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and then I like the line like he really
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is flexible man but again spoiler
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spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler
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Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Hart movies I
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gather guess what great cameos in this
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movie I'm like well I haven't really
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seen all of the Fast & Furious movies so
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I don't
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you know they probably won't mean
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anything to me I said oh no you're
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talking about real cameos right now yeah
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like people that ain't supposed to be in
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the movie yeah
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so if Ryan widows is he just Deadpool
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like is that just how he is
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Pikachu he was like that you know of
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course all Deadpool and then you know
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that movie when he was with Samuel
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Jackson he was like saying weighing in
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there he was Rob Downey is Iron Man
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nobody can get world good while he's get
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more reigns he doesn't have to just be I
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yes yes and then i did not see Kevin
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Hart spoiler review the movie is great
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if you check your brain at the door
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however this is Rashad you know I'm
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never gonna check my brain that door
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we're moving if there's something wrong
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with it I'm gonna find it I will find
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you you know until you okay so here's a
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couple things first of all aegis elbows
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weakness wasn't lame okay like the way
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that they beat him is they both fight
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him at the same time yeah destiny that's
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Ironman to riding right there you should
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still block I mean at the very beginning
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in the movie he took out like six guys
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with Bloods okay you mean to tell me
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before I mean was getting off hit before
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they could shoot their bullets you mean
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to tell me just because they're coming
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at him at the same time you can't fight
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them and plus he was dude he was
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destroying them a whole lot worse then
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they were hitting him so why is he going
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down so fast this is a guy that can pick
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up a car okay the rock I don't count on
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he is he ain't picking up cars so
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agent Elvis should have been literally
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like crack it like literally cracking
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their schools I got McCracken's girl no
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literally seven away they should have
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been using weapons
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you know chains and bats and not their
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fists nah nah helicopter scene was
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over-the-top for me there was so many
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problems with the helicopter scene okay
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first of all why did Aegis Elba throw
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the guy out the helicopter like are you
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trying to say that the guy that was
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originally flying can't make the
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helicopter go up like what does we're
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just being really strong have to do with
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making it go up like I understand maybe
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need to be a little bit stronger but I'm
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pretty sure that guy's father could have
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done whatever each example was trying to
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do in the elegant if the helicopter can
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do it he just would have done it you
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know secondly okay
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this doesn't make no sense yes we're
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bringing it back this don't make no
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sense if it takes four cars to hold the
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helicopter down then the helicopter
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should have been able to drag the 1/3
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right so which one is it either he's has
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a heart to either you can is having a
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hard time before or I have a hard time
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before but you can't which what is it
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no which what is it that turn off line
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that was so sorry right cause you know
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no overseas brother the whole time where
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they were doing the ugh how what is that
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called is the Haku when they were doing
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it I'm like you'll have six minutes
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you don't call ancestors and you know
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turn soup saying over to my guys y'all
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ready go
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Yeah right keep up y'all about that
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let's do yeah
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it's like a cycle football reference
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like yes you pray you pray before the
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game starts you know you know praying
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but listen okay
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there's no way that the helicopter would
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not have been able to drag those
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vehicles off the cliffs like if it drove
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three of them off the cliff there's no
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way that half a car it's sitting there
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pulling up three other vehicles and the
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helicopter keeping them on the cliff no
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that's ridiculous
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turn that moose on why he was in sinking
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an ocean and when they finally get they
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want their weapons back online like why
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didn't they just keep shooting right the
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whole time I was like why isn't he
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shooting I was like oh so they can't use
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any of their weapons like none of them
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okay i gadget but then they finally get
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him on then he shot one missile and that
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was it like Brian who got at least 16
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like on one side yeah so Oh last thing I
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saw this one my mom was celebrating her
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birthday and she pointed this out okay
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so you know the scientists like save
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their minds right uh-huh okay what they
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abandon him then I was like you see him
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no more no not into you just never broke
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his neck they didn't come back for him
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they didn't miss him they didn't big
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about him the frickin virus in the first
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place they stole my school my plans who
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cares mean stuff like that despite these
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problems again if you check your brain
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at the door I think you will enjoy you
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know me if you just want to see
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helicopters and vehicles mation and
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motorcycles transforming and black
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Superman and all that people living from
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white deadly crashes like when the
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helicopter
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rolls into the mountains and the cars
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falling they all just get up start
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fighting my whole deck up everybody
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should have been dead but a black
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Superman
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he'd only one I should have been alive
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after this fall in the mountains every
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ocean in the rock fell to a car what he
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was doing landed on a car and get up bro
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I got a duty but my job they twisted his
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ankle has been out for months we said
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about this movie no fun watching you
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know the rocking you know Jason states
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don't see them stay so Statham shot
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exactly exactly
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